I Totally saw this one Coming

Is anyone really surprised that this party ended in fighting. We had some of the most psychotic, short tempered, insane, and STUPID people in the world in one room. Most of which hated each other. Yet despite the ticking time bomb, most of those jackasses walked away unscathed. I recieved a small bullet graze to my shoulder, and I had probably the worst injury.
Here is the Notable Guest List as far as I can tell:
Valtiel
Writer (No Show)
Joseph
Nat
Photographer
Fia
Ronin (No Show)
Morganstar
Me
Recluse
Tiger (No Show)
Jack
Nightscream
Ridley
Ember
Rhodes (No Show)
Rachael
David the Rapist (Not Actually Invited)
... So you can see, this was a disaster waiting to happen. I'll let Morganstar give you the details when he posts later today. I am going to go murder a fucking hobo and pretend its Ridley. I need stress relief dammit.