Monday, January 9, 2012

Devour

I just realized that this wretched website devoured the last two paragraphs of my previous post. No matter. I merely wished to mention that I was going to take the time to murder a Zookeeper target, to make up for time wasted at that useless party. The Zoo-Keeper was one Erik Knipe, a rather anti-social type who enjoyed the company of animals more than people. Hence his profession. He discovered God around a month ago, and since then has been caught several times sleeping in the Zoo, in the hopes that his dear furry friends could help him detect God's presence. It was all in vain. I entered the Zoo in the dead of night. A light rain was falling from the moonless sky. In this jungle of stone, metal and glass, the greatest predator to ever walk the earth stalked his prey. Cowering in the darkness, beads of sweat dripping off of his brow, heart racing, the prey thought himself safe from his pursuer. A thin beam of moonlight leaked through the clouds, illuminating a figure, hidden within the darkness. A flash of steel, shimmering in the dim light, and the predator claimed his prey.
Knipe's body will never be found... Not in one piece. It was ripped to pieces by the ravenous maws of the very creatures he deemed friends. A fitting end in my opinion. I have sent yet another soul to God, but there are so many more yet to shepherd to their fates. There is no rest for the righteous. Soon, the Last shall meet his end by my hand. So long as God is with me, I cannot fail.

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  1. If this is how Morgan acts drunk... then, in the name of God, KEEP HIM DRUNK.

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  2. I am the avenger of GOD, I am allowed to occasionally indulge in the vices of humanity. If you have a problem Gleeman, you can COME and FACE ME. You will TASTE MY BLADE. And know the power of God's Fury as I lodge my steel into your lungs and tear, TEAR, your body asunder. Into pieces. Tiny little pieces. Like what is left of Knipe. LET NONE SAY I HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. GOD'S AVENGER IS HILARIOUS.

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    1. Indeed he is. >.< I'd better not be like one of you guys if I get fully turned.

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  3. ...Hm. Morgan, I wonder. Can "God's Avenger" swallow a sword? You should try that, love. See if He protects you.

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  4. Morgan, you drunk, man. Here's some friendly advice: down some acetaminophen and you should be feeling fine and dandy.

    Also, you shouldn't be so "Ahm the avenger of God so I can do what I want!" It really doesn't jive well with the formal atmosphere you've got going here.

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  5. Knight Squad, you've gone quiet on our end. Requesting that you report in.

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    1. Maybe they just took a trip to the zoo?

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  6. MY lord your one of the most angry proxies I've seen, chill you don't even kill people in funny ways, Relax, get laid, smoke some weed, might just give you more inspiration, or at least chill you the f*ck out.

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