Devour

I just realized that this wretched website devoured the last two paragraphs of my previous post. No matter. I merely wished to mention that I was going to take the time to murder a Zookeeper target, to make up for time wasted at that useless party. The Zoo-Keeper was one Erik Knipe, a rather anti-social type who enjoyed the company of animals more than people. Hence his profession. He discovered God around a month ago, and since then has been caught several times sleeping in the Zoo, in the hopes that his dear furry friends could help him detect God's presence. It was all in vain. I entered the Zoo in the dead of night. A light rain was falling from the moonless sky. In this jungle of stone, metal and glass, the greatest predator to ever walk the earth stalked his prey. Cowering in the darkness, beads of sweat dripping off of his brow, heart racing, the prey thought himself safe from his pursuer. A thin beam of moonlight leaked through the clouds, illuminating a figure, hidden within the darkness. A flash of steel, shimmering in the dim light, and the predator claimed his prey.
Knipe's body will never be found... Not in one piece. It was ripped to pieces by the ravenous maws of the very creatures he deemed friends. A fitting end in my opinion. I have sent yet another soul to God, but there are so many more yet to shepherd to their fates. There is no rest for the righteous. Soon, the Last shall meet his end by my hand. So long as God is with me, I cannot fail.

A Waste of Time

Why Valtiel and Writer felt it necessary to throw a "party" is beyond me. As Gleeman stated earlier, there were few injuries to speak of. Ridley and Gleeman injured each other, that foolish cafe worker was punished by Valtiel and I received a small burn on my hand. I admit, I am slightly disappointed.
The Party was rather tense at points. I ordered Jack and Gleeman to stay with me away from the crowd. It was effective at staving off the inevitable conflict, but keep in mind that Nightscream was there. She likes conflict far too much, and insisted on goading various people at the party. Myself included, but she did not succeed at causing an emotional outburst within me. I am confident in my superiority, and would be able to show it better were it not for these pathetic distractions. She did also bring up a valid point about my procrastination in regards to slaying my predecessor's killer. I will get to it when I am not bogged down in paperwork and competitions. Such is the life of a squad leader though...
The big cause of conflict of the party seemed to be based around the one known as Rachael and Lord Valtiel. Valtiel did not approve of Rachael attending this party, and frankly I cannot blame him. She is a traitor, plain and simple. Joseph, the fool that he is, stepped in on Rachael's behalf and suffered the consequences. I am surprised he was not killed for his disrespect and arrogance, but who am I to question Valtiel's decisions. Perhaps he simply did not want to break an amusing toy. I must also wonder why David and Nat were not punished for their roles in this. You see,  David took Joseph's side, a strange move indeed. I have a healthy respect for David, so this was rather surprising to me. I also clearly misjudged Nat. I deemed her a man-hating lesbian, but it seems she has a soft spot for Joseph. This will be simple to capitalize on. Valtiel did not so much as touch them. Perhaps he will have Writer punish Nat, but as for David, I have to wonder if he even has a handler... Oh well. Eventually he will pay for his foolishness. Come to think of it... I am surprised he was not reprimanded for his association with Elaine Logan. Then again, given her pathetic success rate, I can see why no one was particularly worried that David was assisting her, and lo and behold, their lack worry was justified. Still rather bothersome.

I Totally saw this one Coming

Is anyone really surprised that this party ended in fighting. We had some of the most psychotic, short tempered, insane, and STUPID people in the world in one room. Most of which hated each other. Yet despite the ticking time bomb, most of those jackasses walked away unscathed. I recieved a small bullet graze to my shoulder, and I had probably the worst injury.
Here is the Notable Guest List as far as I can tell:
Valtiel
Writer (No Show)
Joseph
Nat
Photographer
Fia
Ronin (No Show)
Morganstar
Me
Recluse
Tiger (No Show)
Jack
Nightscream
Ridley
Ember
Rhodes (No Show)
Rachael
David the Rapist (Not Actually Invited)
... So you can see, this was a disaster waiting to happen. I'll let Morganstar give you the details when he posts later today. I am going to go murder a fucking hobo and pretend its Ridley. I need stress relief dammit.